Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
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