Do vagina's smell?
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
It's rum buckets o'clock
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
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