Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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