dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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