I think I just saw someone hide a body.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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