scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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