Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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