Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
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