Midget sex pt 2 tonight
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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