Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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