omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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