i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
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