her vagine was all disorganized.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Randomize
