this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
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