The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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