I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
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