I think I just saw someone hide a body.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Randomize
