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good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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