So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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