I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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