Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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