Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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