Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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