i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
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