shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
one might say we're banned from that church
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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