He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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