I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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