Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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