This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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