i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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