are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
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