Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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