Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
So much Jack, so little girl.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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