What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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