he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Randomize
