I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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