We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
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