So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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