you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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