i love accidental penises.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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