I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
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