Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
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