Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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