areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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