Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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