It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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