Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
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