my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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