Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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