Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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