sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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