Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Randomize
